I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.