I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.