I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?