So Little Time And So Little To

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.