I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?