I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower