My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.