What's On Your Mind, If You Will

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.