Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.