He Has No Idea What It Was

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.