After Quitting Radio I Was Able To

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.