Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.