I Don't Want To Own Anything That

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.