I Don't Want To Own Anything That

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

He Always Had A Chip On His Shoulder That He Was Ready To Use To Kindle An Argument.