In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.