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All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four