Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport,

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.