He Always Had A Chip On His

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.