An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion

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He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.