A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.