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The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.