He Was So Narrow Minded That If

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.