It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.