Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.