Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.