She Used To Be A Teacher But

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.