She Used To Be A Teacher But

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.