She Used To Be A Teacher But

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I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.