The World Is A Grindstone And Life

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

I Was Just Working In The Shop And All Of A Sudden Something Just Triggered In Me, And I Started Shaking. And Then I Walked Back Into The House And My Wife Asked, 'what's The Matter?' And I Said, 'i Don't Feel Good.' And Tears, Uncontrollable Tears, Was Coming Out Of My Eyes And She Says, 'what's The Matter?' And I Told Her. I Said, 'i Just Thought About That Execution That I Did Two Days Ago, And Everybody Else's That I Was Involved In.' And What It Was, Something Triggered Within, And It Just, Everybody - All Of These Executions All Sprung Forward.