Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.