Hanging Is Too Good For A Man

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.