My Hometown Was So Dull That One

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.