Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.