Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.