Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.