A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.