The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.