He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.