He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.