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We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.