He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.