If The Grass Is Greener In The

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.