What Makes A Comedian Has Nothing To

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

I Have The Gift Of Laughter. I Can Make People Laugh At Will. In Good Times And In Bad. And That I Don't Question. It Was A Gift From God.

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

You Want To Know What Makes Me Tick, I'll Tell You What Makes Me Tick. I Was A Boy Growing Up In Brooklyn; I Read A Two-penny Magazine Called 'the Hawk's Nest.' Nobody Entered That Nest That Didn't Leave A Little Richer And A Little Wiser. And That 11-year-old Boy Said, 'isn't That A Wonderful Thing.' And That's All There Is To It.