Why Should I Be Angry At Someone

Your Financial Cost Can Best Be Figured Out When You Realize That If You Were To Devote The Same Time And Energy To Business Instead Of Gold, You Would Be A Millionaire In Approximately Six Weeks.

Golf Is More Fun Than Walking Naked In A Strange Place, But Not Much.

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.

Ya Know, If You Treat Every Comic The Way You Treated Me Tonight, You Would Never See A Bad Show.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.