Ya Know, If You Treat Every Comic

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

When I Do An Hour-and-a-half Show, If I Don't Improvise 20 Minutes Worth Of New Material Each Night, I Feel I've Let Myself Down.

I Found Out That If You Made People Laugh, They Like You. Most People Got To Like Me Because I Made Them Laugh. When They Didn't, I Hit Them.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?