A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

At The Sahara, The Seats Are Banked And Most Of The Audience Is Looking Down At The Stage. Everybody In The Business Knows: Up For Singers, Down For Comics. The People Want To Idealize A Singer. They Want To Feel Superior To A Comic. You're Trying To Make Them Laugh. They Can't Laugh At Someone They're Looking Up To.

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.