A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm

Golf Is More Fun Than Walking Naked In A Strange Place, But Not Much.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?