What Is The Difference Between A Nazi

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.