I Wish To Thank My Parents For

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.