(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?