In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.