Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However,

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.