Many People Have Asked Me Why There

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.