I Do Not Have A Single White

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.