Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.