Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?