Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.