Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.