There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.