There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.