I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.