I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.