I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.