Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.