A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.