A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.