A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.