A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.