A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.