A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.