...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.