...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.