...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.