He Was Happily Married - But His

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?